PinnedEmery SchindlerinSlackjawYour Drink Order, PersonifiedA stereotype walks into a bar.·2 min read·Nov 17, 2020--8--8
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawDIY People Vs. The Rest Of HumanityDo-it-for-me-please-I-beg-you is the new Do-It-Yourself.·2 min read·Dec 17, 2020--4--4
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawPsychoanalyzing My HouseplantsFern was much too loved as a child, and it shows.·3 min read·Dec 13, 2020--4--4
Emery SchindlerAlice Falls Down the Rabbit Hole That Is 2020We’re not in Wonderland anymore·5 min read·Dec 1, 2020----
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawSpirit Animal QuizWhat ~~energy~ do you give off?·3 min read·Nov 24, 2020--4--4
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawDog People Vs. Cat PeopleYou can say you’re both, but we all know you aren’t.·2 min read·Nov 5, 2020--11--11
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawCinderella But Gordon Ramsay Is The Fairy GodmotherDisney’s next live-action remake.·2 min read·Oct 24, 2020--6--6
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawSuburb People vs. City PeopleRural people would make me too stressed to discuss·2 min read·Oct 19, 2020--5--5
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawBored of Routine? Try Channeling Chaotic Neutral Energy in Your Daily LifeWhy be boring when you can throw your life into chaos?·2 min read·Oct 5, 2020--5--5
Emery SchindlerinSlackjawCoffee People Vs. Tea PeopleChoose your fighter·2 min read·Sep 11, 2020--227--227