They know more about you than anyone should have to

It’s Sunday. 9:46 pm. You’re seated on your couch next to a freshly poured glass of wine.

You realize that you haven’t left your apartment today. You haven’t even spoken to anyone.

Don’t fret y’all, today’s recipe IS, in fact, preceded by a sixteen-paragraph essay.

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This meal changed my life, no exaggeration. Let me tell you about every single instance I’ve eaten it and how I’ve adapted the recipe for all you lovely people! Where do I even begin?

I was studying abroad in Italy because I wanted to get an ethnic experience, but not…

Fern was much too loved as a child, and it shows.



Reads a lot of self-help books, and after finishing each book actually makes substantial changes in their life in order to better themselves.

So centered and at peace that they’re able to thrive in any environment.

Good at establishing personal boundaries and communicating their emotional needs with others.

We’re not in Wonderland anymore

Down, down, down she fell. She worried she might never stop falling.

Until, without warning, her fall was over. She was not a bit hurt. Only frightened by what she saw as she rose to her feet.

ALICE: Oh my, everything is on fire.

She heard singing coming from all…

What ~~energy~ do you give off?

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Buy vegetables intending to eat them but end up ordering GrubHub instead, leaving the produce to rot in the graveyard that is your fridge.

Prefer shots over mixed drinks and force your preference on others when drunk.

Have one perfectly ironed shirt that you wear for every Zoom call. (With…

Emery Schindler

literate most of the time

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